Sunday, April 12, 2009
just all the symptoms that i have!!!!
* (O.D.D) obsessive david disorder*
heres some symptoms that i have:
- While watching David sing, i wait for it…then i SCREAM when i see him lick his lips!
- i have listened to David’s rendition of “Imagine” over 200 times
- i know i have ODD when i picked up the habit of lip-licking mine just from obsessing over David’s habit
- Extreme symptoms include jumping up and down while David is singing, screaming bursts, high pitch deafening squeaks, random clapping
- SEVERE symptoms include a temporary lapse of memory or going up to the tv set and lip syncing with David while they are being videotaped! It’s pretty much bonkers if they end up doing both!
- i keep refreshing the fansite homepage (the entire day) to see if there are any new updates on David
- i sing David songs in the shower
- i Get crazy with chills when he sings because his voice is so beautiful
- i Know that others know how i feel and say i am totally obsessed and crazy about him
- Everything he sings automatically becomes my new “favourite song”
- my friends are getting annoyed because i talk about him too much
- i downloaded all his songs and listen to them over and over again
- Everytime i hear “David”, i immediately think of “Archuleta”
- i memorized the lyrics to “Crazy” as a result of listening to David’s version so many times
- i wish all guys were like him, but i know what makes him extra special
- i am happy that he is single
- EVERYONE knows im a fan
- i fought with a friend when he/she said David “wasn’t going to win”
- i sit up real close to the tv when i watching him
- i have comment on every single one of his photos
- i get really offended whenever anyone says anything negative about him.
- i notice every single thing about him and i think it’s adorable
- i watch videos of him over and over again and i never get tired of them.
- He’s the first person i think of when i wake up and the last before i go to sleep.
- i know his smile will brighten up any cloudy day!
- i can’t go a day without his gorgeous smile!u can’t go a day without his gorgeous smile!
- i cant pay attention in my zoology class (or any class) because i am too busy day-dreaming about David.
- i would rather stare at pictures of him on your computer all day
- i do anything to be the family’s pet dog, Teddy
- i randomly burst out singing songs he sang
- i think that what is bad for other people is cute for him
- i am convinced that we are destined to meet.
- i look up every single biography/article/interview ever written about David because i want to know every single thing about him
- If i ever hear someone imply that he is not the hottest person alive, i stare at them and question their vision
- i love knowing that so many other people love David just like i do
other symptoms:
- i started saying "dang it" a lot insted of bad version.. lol
-i start liking anything davids like..
- i tell people that my favorite colors are purple, green and yellow
- i love it when he randomly start singing
-DAYDREAMING/DREAMING ABOUT:
*david's scent
*what he looks like without a shirt on
*going to party with him
EXAMPLE:
MY MIND SET IS: i am the only one supreme archienoys and of coure the future Mrs. Archuleta.. Everyone must know it!!!
SIDE EFFECTS:
-intense need to look at his picture
-extreme happinness
-i want to be an archieologist
-i think of being a singer so may be one day i can have a chance to meet/tour with him
- When i hear David is going to be on a tv show, i tell my friends and squeal. LOUDLY
- Think of taking a Spanish course so i can speak with him and his family
- i have all his songs stuck in my head 24/7 and it's the only time when i don't want to get the songs unstuck
- i wish i was the only one who liked him because then he could be my "one and only"
- i think that no other girl will ever be good enough for him except for me
- Everytime i see him on TV, i jump up and scream, "There's David!" even if it's just the top of his head
- Everyone starts telling me about how obsessed i am with him
- i think everything David does is cute
- i have already decided that he's going to sing at my wedding (AND he's going to be the groom!)
- Someone suggests his voice is too raspy, husky, childish, high, etc., and i wouldn't have any of it and insist that he has the most beautiful, pure, soulful, and sexy voice EVER!- You show his videos to your friendsw his videos to your friends
- Feelings of anger and hatred towards anyone who dares say anything bad about David
- Constantly singing songs he's sung before the way he sings it; not the original version because you like his better
- Daydreaming about how i going to make him fall in love with me
- i can't go a single day without saying something related to David even though i promised my friends who are VERY annoyed by this point not to talk anymore about him.
- Everyone keeps telling me that i am too obsessed then i easily say "You call it obsession, I call it love".
- i start liking Archie fans because they're all so nice!
- After only 10 times listening to his songs i know every word
- i know for a fact that i will pass ALL the quizzes/tests about him
- EVERYTHING reminds me of him (like Spanish songs, lettuce, pork chops, orange, yellow, and green, etc.)
I wish you here
5:01 AM
